National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Christmas Socks

“Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat, drive you into the middle of nowhere, and leave you for dead?” 

When you’re a Christmas guest, you’ve got to keep the Christmas host happy. They have a lot on their mind. They’ve got to decorate the tree, prep the turkey, fill the eggnog bowl, and depending on who’s around refill the eggnog bowl. There are things you can do to keep your host from coming unhinged.  

First off, don’t dump raw sewage into your host’s storm drains. Secondly, be careful not to break those funky moose cups. Thirdly, if worse comes to worst, go ahead and kidnap your hosts boss to see if you can make him give your host a raise.  

All those things can help but a good gift can make even the busiest host feel recognized. These socks are a nod to that good old-fashioned Christmas that everyone imagines for themselves. The ugly Christmas sweater design features the over-loaded family station wagon, the egg nog moose cups, and poor holiday wearied Clark. These socks are a gift that keeps on givin’ the whole year!